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Dali ne dali par

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne
uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski
shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali

Is diwali pe humari

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Laksh Divyani Ujalali

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali *

Kumkum bhare kadmon

Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,sukh sampati
mile aapko apar,Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI.

Man : How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

How woman calls

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Before Marriage:-

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
she: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
she:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
she:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
she:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
she:can I trust u?
He:yes..
she: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

True Love is like a pillow.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Teacher : Correct the sentence,

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

student : Ladies first.

U r a nice person…

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

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