santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’sslogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
A lady callssanta for repairing door bell,
santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
A Chini was in hospital.
sANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
sANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE sE PAIR Utha.
A man to santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
