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A sardar ji pulled

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Life has so much 2

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

Fact about women:

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

Misuse of English!

Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
so da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

Smile to old means Respect

smile to old means Respect

smile to child mean Innocence

smile to friend means Care

smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Husband wanted to call the hospital

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

Most interesting line written

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

Munna bhai:

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

MUNNA BHAI:

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

LECTURER:

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITEs: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

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