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Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main

Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi
Socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko
kambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi... !!

Do you know what

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->

Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan

Meherbaan Qadardaan
Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan
Ye Bandar
Ab Sms Parhe Ga
Aur
Muskurayega

Aur Sms Frwrd
ker k Apni Hushyari Dikhaye Ga

Taaliyan . . . ;->

EK Pathan Ofice K

Ek Pathan Ofice k 25th Flor Pe Tha
Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “
Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di
Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us ki koi Beti Nahi Hy
10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya k Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui
Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya k Us ka Naam DOlat khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->

I don''t understand

I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->

Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .

Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .

That

If V Were Da Last People
On A Sinking Ship. . .

N V Have A Single Life Jacket
Den I Will . . .

I Will Miss U Yaar . . .

Election Fever. . .

Election Fever. . .

1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay

1 Pathan B Janaze k Sath Mil Gaya

kisi Ne kaha
“kalma-e-Shahadat”

Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->

mud gorning.

mud gorning.
lest of buck.
gay mod less bu.
ave a dice nay.
cake tare!
soli yaar!
laat ko zyaada pee lee sissiliye ispeling fistek ho rayeli he.
MON''T DINE...!!! ;->

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?

How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?

They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->

Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,

Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori karne Gaya,

Tijori Par Likha Tha..

" TIJORI kO TORNE kI ZARURAT NAHI,

452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,

TIJORI kHUL JAYEGI "

Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.

Jate waqt chor malik se bola..

"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->

Najane log q darte hain,

Najane log q darte hain,
kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,

Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->

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