Two factory wor
kers are tal
king.
The woman says, "I can ma
ke the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You''ve been wor
king so much that you''ve gone crazy. I thin
k you need to ta
ke the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t wor
k in the dar
k." . . . ;->
