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Two lions broke

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->

ye msg aik ghareeb

ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein

name

malika sherawat... ;->

1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat

1 TT Pistol ki Qeemat Tum kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .

Har Larke ka khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol

Har Mard ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol

Aur

Mobile Cheen''ne k kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->

When Words r not enough,

When Words r not enough,
To express your feelings,
Dont think u r in love,
You just need to ..

Join

English Course. . . ;->

Sunday mean

Sunday mean

S=Sote raho

U=Utho der se

N=Nachte raho

D=Dekhte raho TV

A=Aram hi Aram karo

Y=Yaad karo sirf humain hii

So njoy ur SUNDAY ;->

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->

Height Of Inspiration

Height Of Inspiration

College ka 1 Student College k Toilet Mai Gya

Jab Ander Ja k Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha

Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay

Height of embarrasment

Height of embarrasment

Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA kARTA HAI :p

8 Saal Pehle Mobile

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile kam

Jeo Musharaf

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki

8 Saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs ki

Aur

Aaj Roti 5rs ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs ki

kon kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai

GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->

per Nangi Larki nahaye gi,

Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.

"GEO MUSHARAF"

Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nah

Dil ka Dard Humain Batate kion Nahi

Dosti ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate kion Nahi

Mer JaoGe Aise Roz lga Lga ker

Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan khate kyun Nahi :p

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