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Q.What do me and a mirro

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?

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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCk-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

k=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCk-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

k=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

SEND = SUTTO

INSERT = PAO

DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO

DELETE = MITTI PAO

RUN = NASO

SEARCH = LABO

ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUkAO . . . ;->

A man''s silence

A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->

Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

A mobile is like a

A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?

A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->

Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala

Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......

paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!

puchu kyu???

kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->

Man 2 Pathan :

Man 2 Pathan : khan Jee kal Maine Aap ko Phone kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi

Pathan: kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De k Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->

A Fool Can Ask

A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Man Can Answer. . .
So
There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The VIVA In Practicals. . . ;->

Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle

Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle

Shaam k Waqt

1 Gaon Main

Theek 7 Baje

1 Gali Main

kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha

Chalo Apna kaam karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne ka ;->

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