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Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."kill One Child!".. ;->
Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?







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coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"





He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
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Umpire Steve Buckner “He want to continue tour to Australia“

“Netra daan maha daan“
Chan Chandni rat meharma,
tim timande taare..

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Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...
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yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
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tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....
teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...