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Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
Every Sec GOD
Remembers U


Every Min GOD
Blesses U


Every Hour GOD
cares 4 U


B''coz Every I Pray To HIM







Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
Gold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day .. I''m So Much Woried About U ..

Be careful Sumone may Kidnap u B''coz ur My Most Precious Friend With a 24 carat GOLDEN HEART :)
eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

answer is no wherewhich makes u

pull ur hairthe grades r not

fairbut just like da past 14

years

we don''t care ;->
Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->
21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less . . .
FOUR Flowers
Especially For U . . .

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1st For Frienship


2nd For Happiness


3rd For care



4th Kaan K Uppar Laga Lena
Ek Dum Mast Lage Ga Mere Dost ;->
Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P
Once Hrithik is trying to convince Preity Zinta about his love. She is so adamant that she doesn''t care... Finally, Hrithik gets a fan and starts and confesses his love... Preity Zinta is convinced and happy!

Batao kyun???

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Kyunke preity kehti hai... "Is baat ko agar tum zara ghuma phira ke kehte, to achha hota!"
This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
Life is full of rewards

If you eat properly

exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years

what is your reward

A senior citizen card



20% discount.
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IT:
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