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Have u heard about

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

Two men r talking.

Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!

Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia

Garebaan Apna chaak Kia

Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya

Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq

Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->

Roses are Laal

Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!

Qualities That A Friend Must Hav

Qualities That A Friend Must Have

cute As Elephant

Smart As Sarda

Active As Turtle

Fit As Hippo

&

Mature As Monkey

No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->

Lady 2 Another:

Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???

2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni chahiye..... ;->

A Solid Reason For Having

A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .

"Monopoly Is Always Damaging

&

competition Improves Services... " ....

Ppl Say A Kiss Is On HEAD

Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD

A Sweet Kiss On cHEEKS

A Passionate Kiss On LIPS

A Romantic Kiss On NEcK

But

Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On

Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->

Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"

Behre k Haath Me "Radio"

Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"

Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile

Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....

So many options: Poison,

So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

KamEEnAy BeghAirAt

KamEEnAy

BeghAirAt

KutTAy

BehAyA

ZalIl

mAnhOOs

jAhIl

GadhAy

MaIn FuZool mAin yeh Sab tUmhAre bAraY mAin SochtA rehTa Hoon..
MeRe yEh SochnE Se pEhlE hE SmS kArdiyA kArO =P *

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