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God Is So Wise That he created Friendz
Without a Price Tag coz If He Did Then I
couLd Not Afford U coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar...... ;->
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!



27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.


Aap ki Behen

KATRINA KAIF......... ;->
Wonderful couples in this world


Heart & beats



Night & moon



Roses & love



Fish & water




My SmS & ur smile
I Have A DouBt


Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings


And


Shut Down For
computers...


While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
Tu Kutta


Tu Kutta


Tu Kutta


Phir Kehta Hoon

Tu Kutta


Ek Baar Phir KEhta Hoon



Tu Kutta


Rakh Le

Kion K Aaj Kal
choriyaan Boha Ho Rahi Hain..... ;->
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...


U||o Ko Raat...


Dentist Ko Daant...



Gadhe Ko Laat...


Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...


Kuttay Ko Haddi


Aur


Aur



Nange Ko chadii........... ;->
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna chahiye ........ ????














Ans: SHADI......

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Us Se Kia Zindagi
Lambi Ho Jati Hai.....???
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Nahi, Magar Zindagi
Lambi Lagne Lagti Hai ..... ;->
You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA cITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTAcKS LOcAL DOG !!
Top 3 Universities Rule :

1: Be Quite In The class coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The campus clean , So Be Absent