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I met money.

I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.

Student To teacher :

Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???

Teacher:Haan Bilkul....

Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->

EveryOne Thinks

EveryOne Thinks Of changing The World....
But
No One Thinks changing Themselves....

EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....

A lady went to a

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!

Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

sab kuch aata hai jata hai.

Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko cOW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko cOW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.

50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha

50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha

oon oon karke rota hai to ma kehti he

k beta aise mat ro,varna

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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.

2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.

2 BANIA SIT IN A cOFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, cOFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU cARD PADH
HOT cOFEE RS.20 & cOLD RS.40...

U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is cHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is cUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

We''ve known each

We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank

I wnt u to b wit

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav candleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

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