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Sun + Lion + 1/4.......????
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Socho....!!!!
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Nahi Pata...???
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Ans:
Aftab Sher Pao........ ;->
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP AATe ho
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP JATe ho

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AnDhe ho..!

zArA DheyAn se chAlA kAro GAMlon se Q TAkrATe ho.. :->
DoNo EyEs pE,

DoNo cheEkS pE,


D0 bAr LipS pE,

Ek bAr nEck pE,

D0 bAr nEck sE zArA NeEchE,


SoNe sE pEhLe,



MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->
chAk k m0biLe jAd0 MaiN gADdi tE sAwAr hUndA,

T-Shirt pA jAd0 tyAr hUndA,

VeKhdE nE Loki chAdke chUbArE,

KehNdE kAsh eH sAAdi kUrRi dA yAr hUndA.... ;->
Suno

Aaj

Aftar me

Samose b thay

cholay b thay


Kele b thay

Seb b thay

Angoor b thay

chaat b thi

Sharbat b tha


Bas 1Teri kAmi Thi


PAkoRe.. :->
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuch iS tarha Sunayi



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President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
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5000



Jazz
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J.Bond
007




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Wah wah...

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