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Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai




Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai




Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia cheez Hai






Tum Ne Tou Hamesha







Thoook Se Hi Lifafa chipkaya Hai ....
I''d Much Rather Be A Woman Than A Man.

Women can cry . . .

They can Wear cute clothes . . .

And

They Are The First To Be Rescued Off Of Sinking Ships . . . ;->
The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire













Is . . . .













To Become A Billionire And



Then Lose Money . . . ;-
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
The Only Way You can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
SEX!!!
























Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might Spill it ... ;->
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man


A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life



Her side





and




Offcourse the Right side.... ;->