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A man sees a fat man


A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly repLies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Sweetest xcuse
Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid repLies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:
MEN''s TOP 7 Lies:

1. It wont happen again

2. I m single

3. She is jus a frnd

4. Im Sorry

5. I like u

6. I dont wanna loose U

7. Im telin d truth;-)
A drunken LALA
A drunken LALA falls from 3rd floor,people
gather around him & ask''Lala ji ki hoya?
Lalaji repLies,''pata nahi.main v hune aaya haan.
A Sardarji goes
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man repLies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
A Sardarji goes
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man repLies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
Husband ask,"
Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife repLies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
Wot u see as truth
Wot u see as truth wot u see as Lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
This sardarji goes t
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji repLies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
"I''m going on vacation
"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" repLies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
Sardar enters
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar repLies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
A Sardar looking at
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar repLies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

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