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A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor repLies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest Fact ...

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"

It Would Become

"Lies - LET''S RECOUNT"

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

N0w "BuSH" RepLies 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->

Some Of The Unrefusable

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small FamiLies,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

GIRLS'' TOP 10 Lies

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing repLies.
But reply me first.

Kia haal hai? =P ;)

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

height of shame

Height of shame :

A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl repLies
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Papa mein hoon.

funniest fact

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"

It Would Become

"Lies - LET''S RECOUNT"

n0w bush replies 2

N0w "BuSH" RepLies 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->

n0w bush replies 2

N0w "BuSH" RepLies 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->

some of the unrefusa

girls top 10 lies

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