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Few Sweetest kisses...

Few Sweetest kisses...

loveLiest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....

Teacher :

Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently RepLies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->

One persn asks to another

One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person repLies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.

An old couple

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon fLies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

A Woman Gets

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The UgLiest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

A Woman Gets

(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never Lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like fLies

(Promises in Election Campaign)

A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver Says :
Dats UgLiest Baby I Have Ever Seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,

She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...

Cheap Attitude Of Girls:

Cheap Attitude Of Girls:

Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then RepLies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->

The Dentist To The Little Kid ...

The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...

'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''

'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid RepLies Innocently ;->

A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor repLies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

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