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mai khane bane

Sharab bani to MaiKhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hai iss website forum mein

aisey he nahi pagal Khane bane

Aaj,

Raat,

Thik, 12, Baje

, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!

mera dost khush rahve

Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu,

Sannu chahe duKhan da pahar dede,

ghume hamesha nave cycle te dost sada,
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Mainu bhave purani "AUDI" car dedi

pathan gave a party

# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul Khan you do not meet"

pyary gul Khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap

"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"

Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

pathan poetry

Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,

Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..

mujhay khanay ko mil sakta hai?

# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.

Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->

pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka Khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

pathan & dr.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P

pathan & nurse

Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

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“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.

result

Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(

Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(

Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D

Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra Khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.

('_')
<)'(>
_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:

Sufaid Baal

Husband:Aaj Khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz Khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.

Nazar se Nazar

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

Kisi dil ko itna duKhane se pehle,

Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Kaaba ko dekh kr kya dua mangni chahieye.

ap main se jo koi bhe pehli martaba Hajj ya Umrah par jayey to Khana Kaaba pr pehli nazar partey hee ye dua mangey," Ya Allah Muje Mustajab al Dua bana de Aameen,:kaaba ko pehli nazar main dekh kr jo bhee dua mangi jayey woh qabool hoti hai , so plz remember

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