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women

Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te raKhan nu jagah vi koi nh

Zindagi bhar zindagi ki

Zindagi bhar zindagi ki saza milti rahi,
Lamha lamha wafaaon ki jaza milti rahi.
Cherh kar jata raha har baar zakhmon ko mere,
Gham ke sholon ko yun hi hawaa milti rahi.
Meri nazron ne hai bakhsha husn ko farogh,
Uske har aaza ko ik adaa milti rahi.
Faasla badta gaya jitna gaya uske qareeb,
Khushk patton ko jaise hawaa milti rahi.
Paththron ki gird takrata raha ''Rahat'' ka wajood,
SuKhan goi ka sadaa nayee sadaa milti rahi.

Poetry

tari gafaton ko khaber kahan mary hol o dil ph nazer Khan,,,

tu jafa ke had man nah aa ska man wafa ke hd sy gujzar gaya

Gul Khan

Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai

cartoon

Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dyKhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?
QK
“Dil to bacha hy g”
or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..

funny

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde suKhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..

muharram

Dil ki basti mein karbala barpa
Lashay yadon k khaak mein ghiltan
Kheima-e-Fiqr zad pe shoalon ki
Harf sajda kunan hain honton per
Har taraf al-atash ki awazein
Maan nezon pay hain tarazu huey
Dharkno k galu pay Khanjar hai
Khab k sar say chin chuki hai rida
Bain uthtay hain dil ki nagri say
Pyar ki alqama pay pehray hain
Zeest ko daan abla pai
Dast-e-Qatil mein zulf subha ki
Ashk arzan huey hain palkon pay
Phir Muharram kaa chand nikla hai..

pathan bhe!!!!!!

Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD Khanay

Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

Main AMROOD sath laya hon..

a message to all private job holders

1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency diKhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi

wapda

1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye Khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .

result..

lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch hi dino main tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
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tu koi amir Khan nahi jo

all is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedicate to all students..

Excellent words by DR:Abdul Qadeer Khan

"Dream is not that what you see in the sleep....
Dream is the Thing which Does not Allow you to sleep...

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