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Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon
Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon

Bhula kar apne sab gham
Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon

Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se
Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon

Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam
Duniya ko sar-e-aam diKhana chahta hoon

Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane
Tumhe har dua mein mangna chahta hoon

Ho jaao tum meri aur main tumhara
Harr pal bas yehi ehsaas chahta hoon

Tum se hi ki bass mohabbat main ne
Apni sari zindagi tumhare sang chahta hoon

Karta hoon aaj main ye iqraar
Main bass tumhe bass tumhe hi chahta hoon

Haq ke saath kahoon tumhe main apna
Tumse bass aaj main yehi raza chahta hoon…

Asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia

Asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia
mar jay to jeny ke dua dati hai dunia

hum kon say momin thay jo ilzam na shaty
pathar ko bagwaan bana dati hai dunia

karo na naaz hatoo ke lakiro pay itna faqiroo
hathoo ke lakiro ko mita dati hai dunia

ya zakham mohbat ka hai deKhana na kese ko yaroo
la k sary bazaar saja dati hai ya dunia

marny k liya karti hai majboor to lakin
jeeny k tarqy sikha dati hai ya dunia
asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb Khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,
Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

Funny

"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:

"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?

biwi (Gusse se)

"Zeher"

Husband:

Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp

funny

Khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to Khan:
Allah koo
Khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

bollywood sms

'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
Ami Abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?

Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!

Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'

zaher

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj Khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

woh aksar mujhse kehta hai k

Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K,

Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,

Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,

Tab Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi

Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,

Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey,

Tab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Jab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,

Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,

Jazboon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!

Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum Kheelo Gey,

Wo Gaal Ko Meri Choomain Gey,

Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey

Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein!

Us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai

Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!

BODY SPRAY MANGEGA

Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan

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