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Aisi konsi Sabzi ha

Aisi konsi Sabzi hai jiska pehle Harf hatao to Ek Qeemti Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
Last word hatao to ek Khanay ki Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
aur Agar First And Last, Dono Alphabets hatao to ek Famous Lady ka Naam banta hai ???

Ans: KHEERA

RULES OF SUCCESS

RULES OF SUCCESS

1)Agar, Rona Chatay Ho Tu ALLAH K Azaab Ko Yad Kr K Ro,

2)Khana Chatay Ho Tu ALLAH Ka KhoF Khao,

3)Peena Chatay Ho Tu GUSSA Peo,

4)Pehanna Chatay Ho Tu Sharam-O-Haya Ka Libaas Pehno,

5)Intazar Chatay Ho Tu MOUT Ka Karo,

6)Khatam Karna Chatay Ho Tu NAFS Ki Khuwaish Ko Khatm Karo.../

SArdar In UK Hotel

SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)

Fakeer 2 Srdar

Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya

Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?

Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-

Sardar Found A

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film DiKhany Leja Rha Hon...

Shaadi mein Khana

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

1 sardar USA gya

1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''Khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"

1 Sardar ki shad

1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b Khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo Khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

Motorway police

Motorway police:Khan ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
Khan:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)

Zarori Nahi Muhabat

Zarori Nahi Muhabat bhari Nazar Se,
Dekhne Wale Kher Khanwa Hon.

Abey bina Balkani g

Abey bina Balkani K flat, Flowerpot, Khali patili K dhaKhan
mafiq barjela kio hai? Daykh kia raha hai? Bhai log Gud Morning
bolnay ko aya hai,bolayto set hai na!

sonu .. aissa nahe kertay

sonu .. aissa nahe kertay
suno ! jis dil main raihtay hon
ussay tora nahe kertay
bina jis kai na jee payin
ussay chora nahe kertay
suno ! kuch dair rok jao
koi tadbeer ker lain gay
ju saray khowab daiKhan hain
unhain tabeer ker laingay
ju hathon main lakeerain hain
unhain takdeer ker lain gay
sonu ! kuch dair rok jao
khodara yon tu mat jao
bina tairay yai jeewan hum
kaho kaisay beetayin gay
sonu ! tum yad aa a tu
bohat khod ko rolayin gay
suno ! jub dard hoga tu tarap ker mar he jayingay
sunoooo ! kuch dair rok jao
sunoo kuch dair rok jao ..

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