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pathan pilot jahaz land karne

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 gHalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap gHalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Mere sath chalo gi

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"

BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 cHalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...

height of shame

Height of shame :

A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: cHalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

tip of da day 3

"Tip Of Da Day"

3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

Or

CHalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN

pathan road accident

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha CHalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro

friend 2 pathan ya

Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj gHalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu

i love to walk in a rain

English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye cHalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->

cheeni leny chaltay hain

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny cHaltay hain:-D

michael jackson ko sms

It is my fault:

Ye sab mere gHalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)

ek pathan ghalti se

Ek Pathan GHalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)

william nargis

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se gHalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

sab kaho aameen : )

Aaj Ki Dua:

Aye Allah!

Koi GHalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)

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