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''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye

''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese cHalti he

Sardar BOLA

Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''

''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,

ankain milana,nigain churana,

aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,

hata k aap ka cHalte cHalte murna

..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''

''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe

''"Aisa aadmi jo gHalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo gHalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''

''Larka:Mere sath

''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station cHalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...

Badalo ke sath jab hawa cHalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
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Abey mera chata vapas kar.

kismat kismat ki baat hai

kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din to kal kali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai
yeh message ka silsila yunhi cHalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai!

Message pe message bhejte ho,

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to cHalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!

can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???

can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???

nahi maloom???

thora orr damagh laraoo

no??

abhi be nahi?

ok let me tell u k kaise aya...

''''''GHaltI SE''''''...

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak cHalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

Sardar : Was thinking .

Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise cHalta hai
Sardarni :Kia?
Sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !

tawey per para POPCORN

tawey per para POPCORN ucHalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....

U r sweet like Tom,

U r sweet like Tom,

cute like Jerry,

Naughty like BugsBunny,

Clever like Alladin,

Strong like Popye,

In Short,

CHalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D

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