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HAR BAAT PAY BIGARTAY REHTAY HO

HAR BAAT PAY BIGARTAY REHTAY HO
BAY CHAIN HAMESHA REHTAY HO
YEH SAB NISHANI ISHQ KI HAI,
KIYA ISHQ KISI SAY KERTAY HO?
RATOON KO JAGTAY REHTAY HO
AUR SITAARY BHI TUM GINTAY HO,
YEH SAB NISHANI ISHQ KI HAI,
KIYA ISHQ KISI SAY KERTAY HO?
ZIKR JO MERA CHaltA HAI
CHEHRAY KA RANG BADALTA HAI ,
BAY CHAIN SAY TUM HO JATAY HO,
KIYA ISHQ MUJH HI SAY KERTAY HO?

mohabbat kerne wale tu sath sath chalte hain...

mohabbat kerne wale tu sath sath cHalte hain...
rasta tu bewafa logye badel te hain...
tera chehra hai jab se meri ankhoon main...
meri ankhoon se logye jalte hain...
qeymat koi nahi jaanta in rone wali ankhoon ki...
sewaye iun logoon ke jin ko mohaabt ke safer main roswaye mili ho...

Jun Jun Raat Dhalti Jati Hai

Jun Jun Raat DHalti Jati Hai
Dil Ki Kefiet Badalti Jati Hai

Ye Badalti Rutai''n Ye Dubte Huey Arman

Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye PigHalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
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KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->

A-Aik lady apny

A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga cHaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

Wife:”

Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump cHaltay hain:D

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne gHalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

1 sardar ka electric

1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise cHalti hay.
Sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!

Ek sardar motorway

Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre cHalta hai.!

INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

Jo Bolta B hy

CHalta B hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

Naam hy uska

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....

''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge

''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge

Na sath tmhara chorenge

Na krenge dil se door tmhe

Na dosti tmse tornge

Agr toot b jye gHalti se

to

ELFY laga k joren

''To Garam Hoti Hai

''To Garam Hoti Hai
Garam To Custrad Bhi Hota Hai
Custrad To Peela Hota Hai
Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai
Chooza To Ande Se Nikalta Hai
Anda To Safed Hota ai
Lal To Gulab Bhi Hota Hai
Gulab Mein To Kante B Hote Hein
Kante To Machli Mein B Hote Hain
Machli To Darya Me Hoti Hai
Darya Men To Pani Hota Hai
Pani Me To Kashti B Hoti Hai
Kashti Me Admi B Hote Hain
Admi To Road Per B CHalte Hein
"Chalne Se Yaad Aaya K Kal Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Thi".''

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