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PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy

PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy

DOCTOR:
Khy?

Pathan:
BAAT krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.

Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?

Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.

Larka: larki ko tang kar raha tha

Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha

Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?

Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay

Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?

Ye BAAT agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>

Patan Apni Girlfrend

Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek BAAT Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''

Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do

Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->

1 bhoot dusre bhoot

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki BAAT hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai

Humara Khwab

Humara Khwab

“Bhokaa“

“Nangaa“

“Punjab“

Har Qadam,

“Khud Kushi Ki Janib“

BAAT To Ehsaas Ki Hai

Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.

“Ch.Azab-E-Ilahi“ ;->

Definition Of GirlFriend . .

Definition Of GirlFriend . . .

Jo Har BAAT Par Tumhain Tok-Tok Ker Pehle
Tumhari Saari Aadatain
Badal De
Aur Phir Saal Baad Bole
"Ab Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe" ;->

Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi BAAT nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai. i main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi BAAT nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

Once Hrithik is trying

Once Hrithik is trying to convince Preity Zinta about his love. She is so adamant that she doesn''t care... Finally, Hrithik gets a fan and starts and confesses his love... Preity Zinta is convinced and happy!

Batao kyun???

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Kyunke preity kehti hai... "Is BAAT ko agar tum zara ghuma phira ke kehte, to achha hota!"

A Punjab Policeman

A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"

Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki BAAT hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"

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TAKE 2

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AIK BAAT BATAO

PEHLEY APNA MOU DHOKAR AA PHR TAKE 3 LEY

Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi BAAT nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

pAtA hAi kiA...

pAtA hAi kiA...

chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli BAAT nAhi hAi...

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