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kismat kismat ki baat hai

kismat kismat ki BAAT hai
aaj din to kal kali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai
yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai!

This sardarji goes t

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya BAAT hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

Phone na kia karu DEAR

Phone na kia karu DEAR
Mama hoti hain NEAR
Papa se lagta hai FEAR
BAAT nahi hoti CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote hain EAR
IS liye SMS karu DEAR
No FEAR n everything CLEAR

2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.

2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi BAATain na kar

santa 2 his wife

santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali BAAT...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!

Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai apse

Open with Love.

Kuch kehna hai apse

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Dar lag raha hy

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Wohi BAAT jo dil ko chhu jae

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Wohi 3 lafz

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Mind to nai kro gay?

"INSAN BAN JAO"

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki BAAT hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai

CHAND per Apka naam l

CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli BAAT to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai

Baba ji k meley main is saal parsaad main

Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh BAAT kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf

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FAQIROON ko kiya ja raha hai

Dost dousre se

Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.

2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke BAAT karna !! ;->

Shakila: Kal

Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?
Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se BAAT krne se mana kia hai..

Jaamia Hafsa ki

Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taaliBAAT baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

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