BAAT SMS Messages1063 messages

DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,

SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiSkO KarnA Hy..

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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy



Wah Kia BAAT Hai




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy





Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy



Wah Kia BAAT Hai




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy





Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
Ek Pyari Si Surat

Ek Masoom Sa Cehra

Jheel C Aankhain

Kuch Meethi BAATain

Ek Nazu Ada

Kuch Masti Kuch Maza

Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda













Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->
Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye BAATain Krte Hyn




K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota



Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota




Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi BAAT nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek BAAT Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!

Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
Ager Koi Cute Larki

Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu

3 BAATain Ho Sakti Hain ..

1. Uski ankhain kharab hain

2. Woh Pagal Hai

Ya

3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)
yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi BAAT karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh BAAT samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi
Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi



DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Duk Tou Is BAAT Ka Hai
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Wahan




Mujhe










PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 BAAT
chupai
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k I''m already married.

GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
Ye BAAT samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi BAAT karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye BAAT samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!