BAAT SMS Messages1063 messages

''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is BAAT Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI Se Kam Nhi.........!!!
''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
idhar hum majbur baithe hai...

BAAT ho bhi to kaise
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..
''BAAT BAAT Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''
''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,

Jiss se sari raat BAAT ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''
''Sharab bani to maykhany bany


Husan bana to diwany bany


Koi to BAAT hai aap main


Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''
''Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!

BAAT ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain!''
''Dil ki BAAT dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.''
''OPEN WITH
LOVE
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KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,,


TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,,


WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE......


BAS WOHI


3 LAFAZ!!!!!!
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INSAN BAN JA !
''Wafa usS zmanay ki BAAT hai SAQI,

Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,
Na Sms Karana, BAAT Bhi Mat Karana,
Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,
Kyonki Doctor Ne Mujhe
Mithi Cheejo Se Dur Rahane Ko Kaha Hai''
aap ko miss karna roz ki BAAT hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki BAAT hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki BAAT hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki BAAT hai
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is BAAT pe itna hasti, tum uss BAAT pe itna khush hoti, Tum is BAAT pe ye kehti,tum uss BAAT pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!