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A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

Jan!

Mene tum sy 1 BAAT chupai k

i''m already married

Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he

"2007 K Bhikari"

"2007 K Bhikari"

Bhikari: Amma thora khana he to do na!
Amma: Abhi pakaya nahi hai !
Bhikari: Koi BAAT nahi amma, pakane k bad misscall de dena!
Main ajonga

Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko

Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi BAAT Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri BAAT ...... Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo ...

Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har BAAT Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....

Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye

Jab koi BAAT Bigar Jaye
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Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
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Tou

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Tou

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JL

ToU MaIn Kia Karun

:Khud BhugTo".. ;->

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Darasal BAAT ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...

I''m Sorry Yar,

I''m Sorry Yar,
Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia,
Kai Bar Tujhse BAAT Nai Ki,
Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya,
Sorry Yar Mujhe Pata Nai Tha Ki "AIDS" Chhune Se Nai Phailta.....

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri BAAT ......
Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo... ;->

Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo

Yeh BAAT Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai

Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho

Wife-1baat bolti hu,

Wife-1BAAT bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi

Chand per ap ka naam

Chand per ap ka naam likney ko jee chahta hay
Laykin pehli BAAT tu yeh hay k mera hath nahi jata hay
Aur dosri BAAT yeh k yeh khayal mughey sirf doophar main he aata hay

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