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Rose,Lotus,

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to BAAT hi alag hoti hai...

Kitne din ho gay

Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, BAAT mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

SIrf Is Baat Par Hum

SIrf Is BAAT Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye.

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki BAAT nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain

Girlfriend & Police

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia BAAT Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p

Jane kis baat pe uss

Jane kis BAAT pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?

halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.

Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.

Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 BAAT ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!

Dentist Ki Beti

Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki BAAT Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...

Ek admi rat k time

Ek admi rat k time qabar par betha tha
Ek musafir ne us se pucha...
TM KO DAR NAHI LAG RHA?
ADMI: darne ki kia BAAT hai,
Andr garmi lag rahi thi to bahar agaya.

Hamari ??? men chahat

Hamari ??? men chahat

Chahat me ????

Khalos me ????

Piyar mealey
Bench
Par
Baithey
Huye
Student
K
Bag
Mein
Parhi
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page #57
Ki
Line #10
Mein
Likha
Tha
K
Dusron ka time waste karna buri BAAT hai

Dentist Ki Beti B.F

Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki BAAT Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...

Kehty hain aurat

Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi BAAT hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".

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