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"Dream is not that what you see in the sleep....<Br/>Dream is the Thing which Does not Allow you to sleep...
class:<Br/>Bardasht.<Br/>attendence:<Br/>hera pheri<Br/>class room:<Br/>no entry<Br/>teacher:<Br/>jani dushman<Br/>exam:<Br/>evil dead<Br/>examinor:<Br/>Don<Br/>friends during paper:<Br/>ham ap ke hen kon???<Br/>marking:<Br/>andha kanoon<Br/>exam time:<Br/>Qayamat<Br/>cheating:<Br/>lage raho munna Bhai<Br/>question paper:<Br/>paheli<Br/>answer paper:<Br/>kora kaghaz<Br/>result:<Br/>sadma<Br/>pass:<Br/>chamatkar<Br/>fail:<Br/>Devdas<Br/>future:<Br/>na tum jano na ham...:)<Br/> FULL TIME FILMY
zindagi ustad se B ziyada sakht hoti he<Br/>ustad pahle saBaq deta he phir imtehan leta he <Br/>lekin zindagi pahle imtehan leti he phr saBq deti he...............<Br/>By hazrat Ali
Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: AB Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi
Pathan Ka Baita Awaaz Badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira Baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon Baat Ker Rahay Hou? Bacha GhaBratay Huay: Mairay ABBu Baat Ker Rahay Hain..
Teacher: Tumhare ABBu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai. Like
SARDAR: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? ,<Br/>, PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! AB Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai ABhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
"naiki" kar ke aisy Bhool jaaya karo <Br/> jaisy<Br/>log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana Bhool jaaty hen......:)
Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...<Br/><Br/>hame B apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-<Br/><Br/>1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 numBer ka hona chahiya.<Br/><Br/>2-Har 30 mint ka Bad mashwre k lye Break hona chahiye.<Br/><Br/>3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawaB de.<Br/><Br/>4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se Bahar rahe.<Br/><Br/>5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student Book se confrm kr le...<Br/>
Khusra Math Ke Paper<Br/>Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.<Br/>Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?<Br/>Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha<Br/>Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke NumBer<Br/>Hotay Hain…
"Ignorance Up to a specfic time<Br/><Br/><Br/>will rise your value <Br/>But,<Br/><Br/>When it is adopted as a haBBit<Br/><Br/>It Will make Others to Ignore you"