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Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI
Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI kahy to ghaBrany ki Baat nahe.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Us lrki ko zaBrdast sa thapr marain or kahain:Yhan kahan ghom rahe ho,jao ghr jao. <Br/>
~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da Bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?<Br/>FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.<Br/>Sardar: Oh Tu <Br/>Shukar Kar Akh Bach gai..%-)
Bas Yahi Baat Dil TORNAy K
<Br/>Bas Yahi Baat Dil TORNAy K Liye Kafi Hay<Br/><Br/>"Faraz"<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>The NumBer u Have Dialed Is Busy On Another Call...!<Br/>
chhor de atibar qismat ki l
chhor de atiBar qismat ki lakiron pe faraz<Br/><Br/>jo dilon me Bas jaeye wo lakiron me nehi hotey.
Donkey race
Sardar to sardarni:<Br/><Br/>"Aaj 4 Bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"<Br/><Br/>Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,<Br/><Br/>turya te jaanda nai,<Br/><Br/>tay race lao gay"
cat scanning
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta Behosh hogaya.<Br/>Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye<Br/>aur Doctor se Bola iski timaardari karo.<Br/>Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and<Br/>said it is dead. Sardar rone laga Bola Dr. ek<Br/>Baar aur try karo.<Br/><Br/>Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le<Br/>ke aaya aur us Dog per Billi ko khara ker diya.<Br/>Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places<Br/>aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.<Br/>Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?<Br/><Br/>Doctor Bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee<Br/>for Cat Scanning.
wife gu hoi hy
Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.<Br/><Br/>SArdar : Q K JB Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,<Br/><Br/>To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...
peo da wa
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?<Br/>Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.<Br/>Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,<Br/>Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!<Br/>
baki hisa shazia k paper me
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha<Br/><Br/>Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door Bitha dia<Br/><Br/>usne jawaB k end me likha<Br/><Br/>JawaB ka Baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
teacher
English Teacher:<Br/><Br/>"Wo larki saB larkon se hans kar Baat karti hai."<Br/><Br/>Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??<Br/><Br/>Sardar: "Sir larki 2 numBer hai.. :-D
Muh me khoshbo hy
Mujh Mein khoshBu Basi usi ki hai"<Br/><Br/>"Jaisay ye zindgi usi ki hai"<Br/><Br/>"Wo kahin Aas Pass hai Mere"<Br/><Br/>"Ho na ho ye Hansi usi ki hai"<Br/><Br/>"AB to ye khuwaB Bhi nahi Mere"<Br/><Br/>"AB to ye Neend Bhi usi ki hai"<Br/><Br/>"Ya to koi kami nahi Mujh mein"<Br/><Br/>"Ya phir mujh mein kami usi ki hai'
Mari dunia
Meri dunya main Beshak andhera rahe<Br/>Tere laB pe hansi ka Basera rahe<Br/>Phool khiltay rahen tere 4ron taraf<Br/>Tere har simt khushBu ka daaira rahe<Br/>Zindagi main teri shaam aaye nahi<Br/>Ek chamakta damakta saweera rahe<Br/>Tu mere sang ho ye zaroori nhi<Br/>Bas tu jahan B rahe sirf mera rahe.

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