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Most irritating and ann0ying moment:<Br/><Br/><Br/>You're getting Bored and no messages, not even a<Br/>single text. . . !<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Suddenly your cell rings,<Br/>you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !<Br/><Br/><Br/>You pick your cell with excitement and see a text<Br/>from<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Service Cente
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.<Br/>Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.<Br/>Doctor: it makes no difference.<Br/>Man: it does, Now i hear everything But understand nothing.
Mian Roz Gunah Krta Hun...<Br/>Wh Chupata Hai Apni REHMATON Say.....<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Main MajBoor Apni Aadat Say...<Br/>Wh MAshoor Apni REHMAT Say
Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?<Br/>Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.<Br/><Br/><Br/>Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
A 24 year old Boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted.<Br/><Br/>Dad, look the trees r going Behin!<Br/><Br/>Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearBy looked at the 24 year old's childish Behavior with pity.<Br/>suddenly he again exclaimed <Br/><Br/>"dad look the clouds r running with us!"<Br/>the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man.<Br/>"why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??"<Br/>the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was Blind 4rm Birth he just got his eyes today"<Br/><Br/>MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people Be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."<Br/><Br/>Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What ABout Ur 25th Anniversary?"<Br/><Br/>Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi,<Br/>har hawa qissa hamara sunaegi,<Br/>Hum itni yaade Bhar denge aap k Dil me,<Br/>na chahte hue Bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi.<Br/>I miss u, do u?
i Don't Need Someone Who<Br/>"Sees Only Good Things In Me!"<Br/><Br/>But<Br/><Br/>I Do Need Someone Who<Br/>"Knows ABout The Bad Things<Br/>In Me N And Still Wants To<Br/>Spend The Whole Life With Me!"
"M" is for the million things she gave me,<Br/>"O" means only that she's growing old,<Br/>"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,<Br/>"H" is for her heart of purest gold,<Br/>"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,<Br/>"R" means right, and right she'll always Be.
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~ <Br/>~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~<Br/>~~ Terey LaB Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~<Br/>~~ Unhien Merey LaBoon Ka Saath Miley ~~<Br/>~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~ <Br/>~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~<Br/>~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~<Br/>~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~<Br/>~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~<Br/> ~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~<Br/>~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~ <Br/>~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~<Br/>~~ Tum Itna BetaB Ho Jao ~~<Br/>~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~<Br/>~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~<Br/>
Ye Shart-e-MohaBBat Bhi AjaB hy , <Br/>Main Pura Utroon to woh Miyar Badal Deta hai ...........!!!!
JaB tum namaz nahi parhatey to ye maat soochoo keh tumhien waqt nahi mila , Balkey ye soochoo keh aisi kon si khata hui keh ALLAH TALA nien tumhien apney samney khara karna Bhi pasand nahi kia.