Teacher: Biwi,Begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye Bhi ye Bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
1 Larka Apni Girl Friend k Sath 'GOL GAPPAY' KHA RAHA THA ANKHOON MIEN ANKHIEN DAAL KER <Br/>GIRL SHARMA K : ITNEY GHOR SE KIUN DEKH RAHEY HO <Br/>BOY : HOLI HOLI KHA PUKHIEY.....!!
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!<Br/><Br/>4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,<Br/>tmhri BhaBi hy wo<Br/><Br/>Srdr:ABy kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.<Br/>A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Tiger-aur kya karta... kaB se Bakwas kr rha tha<Br/><Br/>"ini wadi Billi" :-D
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.<Br/><Br/>Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai<Br/>Bas Mousam KharaB Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.<Br/><Br/><Br/>Sardar: Theek Hai,<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
*Sardar: Beta 2 Bistar kiun lagay?<Br/><Br/>Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.<Br/>Sardar: Kon?<Br/>Son: Ami ka Bhai or mera Mamo<Br/><Br/>Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala Bi a rha hai..:-)
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:<Br/><Br/>Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?<Br/><Br/>TaBhi Body Lekar AmBulance Aa Gayi.<Br/><Br/><Br/>Sardar: Lo Batao,<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Kitni LamBi Umar Hai. :-)
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya Bat hai?<Br/><Br/>Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai ABBa mujhe le jata hai ya nahi
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense<Br/>Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,<Br/>PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi<Br/>Use Hua Ho<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH<Br/>NO ENTRY .... =P =D
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa<Br/>daBao naa, zara zor se<Br/>aisa karo apni shirt nikalo<Br/>apni pant Bhi nikal do<Br/>meri saadi Bhi nikal do<Br/>aB zorse daBao aur daBao naa<Br/>Bahut tight hai plz.<Br/>aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.<Br/>.<Br/>,<Br/>ho gaya na suitcase Bann
