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TujhE Chahte Hy Be-Inteha Pr Chahna Nhi Ata<Br/>Ye Kesi MuhaBat Hy K mjhe Kehna Nhi Ata<Br/>Zindgi Me Aa Jao mri Zindgi Bn Kr<Br/>K Tere Bn mujhe Zinda Rehna Nhi Ata.
Raat Bhar sisakty rehna Bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,<Br/><Br/>Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri ToBa ... !!<Br/>
<Br/>hum wafa kay aadi hum har dum wafaa karin gey<Br/><Br/>Bun kar faqeer teri zindagi ki dua karin gey<Br/>
Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya<Br/><Br/>"FARAZ",<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/>
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamBa hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghriB ki taraf chali gayi. tou aB sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"<Br/><Br/>Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawaB dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.<Br/><Br/>Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.<Br/><Br/>Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?<Br/><Br/>Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
Hargiz aisey shakhs ki dosti ikhtiyaar na karo jo tumhari Buraayion ko yaad rakhay aur tumhari khuBiyon ko Bhool jaaye...
HusBan: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se Boht achi lagti ho.<Br/><Br/>Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?<Br/><Br/>HusBand: dooooooooooooor se...
Muddat se jin ki aas thi, Woh milay B tou kuch youn milay,<Br/><Br/>Hum Nazar utha kar tarrap uthay, Woh nazar jhuka kar guzar gaye...
English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack... <Br/>The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD, <Br/>The Ugliest Is Called SWANN, <Br/>The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR, <Br/>The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON, <Br/>The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON, <Br/>The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT. <Br/>But They Got One Right : <Br/>The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D
<Br/>mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz<Br/><Br/>aur to jootay utha ka Bhag aaya faraz
BomB dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...<Br/><Br/>Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo<Br/><Br/>Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo<Br/><Br/>Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo<Br/><Br/>Or gahr wale kehte hen<Br/><Br/>FARAZ<Br/><Br/>Bakwas Band karo aur koi<Br/><Br/>NOKRI karo<Br/>