B SMS Messages22988 messages

1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliBan se kaha<Br/>Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo<Br/><Br/>pichli dafa hamara Banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
4 cheezon ko khooB SanBhaal kar rakho:<Br/>1.Namaz mein Dil ko.<Br/>2.Tanhai mein soch ko.<Br/>3.Mehfil mein zuBan ko.<Br/>4.Raasty mein nigaah ko...
2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra<Br/>1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf<Br/>2nd: Tumhara BF<Br/>1st: Tumhara<Br/>2nd: Tumhara<Br/>... 1st: Tumhara<Br/>2nd: Tumhara<Br/>1st: Tumhara<Br/>2nd: Tumhara<Br/>Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P<Br/><Br/>WahahahhHaha:p
AlBert Einstien önce said:<Br/><Br/>I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..<Br/>But<Br/>.<Br/>... ... .<Br/>.<Br/>I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :<Br/><Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>... When u call ur frnd on his moBile nd say,<Br/><Br/>"ABey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"<Br/><Br/>And the ans is :<Br/><Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>"Beta, wo to Bahar gaya hai..!!
sardar Bought A New MoBile.<Br/><Br/>Doston Ne Kaha Naya MoBile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..<Br/><Br/>Sardar Bazar Gya<Br/>Aur<Br/><Br/>MoBile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
tere dar pe sanam hazar Bar aen ge <Br/> <Br/>wah wah <Br/>tere dar pe sanam hazar Bar aen ge <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bel Bje ge or Bhag jaen ge. <Br/>
"Very intersting" <Br/> <Br/>Dunya Ki SuB se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha. <Br/> <Br/>Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai. <Br/> <Br/>Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag, <Br/>Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai. <Br/> <Br/>Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani, <Br/>Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai. <Br/> <Br/>Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan, <Br/>Jo Usay Pee Jata hai. <Br/> <Br/>Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut, <Br/>Jo use Kha jati hai. <Br/> <Br/>Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa, <Br/>Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai. <Br/> <Br/>Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> *"MOLVI"* <Br/> <Br/>JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....! <Br/>
KBi kBi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae. <Br/>Paperz hon mgr result na aye, <Br/> <Br/>Classz hun mgr teacher na aye, <Br/>Van mai Bethain mgr school na aye, <Br/> <Br/>Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye, <Br/> <Br/>Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey, <Br/> <Br/>KaBi kaBi parhain mgr position pahli aaye, <Br/> <Br/>Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye, <Br/> <Br/>SuB dost treat datay rhein or hamari Bari kaBi na aaey. <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Light ay magar wapas na jaey. <Br/> <Br/>Kash k sB aisey hi ho jaey. <Br/>Ge0 pakistani students . .
Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay <Br/>Hum rang Birangay panchi thay <Br/>Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein <Br/>MAAN hum dono Bhi sanjhi thay <Br/> <Br/>Main chota sa ik Bacha tha <Br/>Teri ungli tham k chalta tha <Br/>Tu door nazr se hoti thi <Br/>Main ansu ansu rota tha <Br/> <Br/>Ik khawBon ka roshan Basta <Br/>Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi <Br/>JaB darta tha main raton ko <Br/>Tu apnay sath sulati thi <Br/> <Br/>MAAN tu ne kitnay Barson tak <Br/>Is phool ko seencha hathon se <Br/>Jeevan k gehray Bhaidon ko <Br/>Main samjha teri Baton se <Br/> <Br/>Main tere hath k takiay par <Br/>AB Bhi raat ko sota hoon <Br/>MAAN! Main chota sa ik Bacha <Br/>Teri yaad main aB Bhi rota hoon...
'Assalam-o-Alaikum' 4 PERSONS, 4 QUOTES <Br/> <Br/>1. Jo log khud gharz hote hain wo kaBhi ache dost nahi hote. <Br/>[Hazrat ABu-Bakar Sidique R.A] <Br/> <Br/>2. Jo shakhs apne khaloos ki qasmain khaye uss per aitmaad na karo. <Br/>[Hazrat Umar R.A] <Br/> <Br/>3. MuhaBBat saB se karo magar aitBaar chand logon per. <Br/>[Hazrat Usman Ghani R.A] <Br/> <Br/>4. Ache logon ki aik khuBi ye Bhi hoti hai k unhain yad rakhna nahi parta wo yad reh jate hain.. <Br/>
" Read Carefully " <Br/> <Br/>Do you Know The Relation Between your Two Eyes? <Br/> <Br/>They <Br/>Blink Together, <Br/>Move Together, <Br/>Cry Together, <Br/>See Things Together And Sleep Together. <Br/> <Br/>Though They never see each other, <Br/> <Br/>Friendship Should Be just like that. <Br/> <Br/>Life is Hell without Friends.