Hur dil ke dharkan mein koe Baat hoti hai.<Br/> Hur udas zindigi me kisi ke yad hoti hai. <Br/>Tumhain pata ho na ho tumhari Hur khushi k peche humari (dua) hoti hai
ISHQ KARNAY K B KUCH AADAAB HOTAY HEIN..<Br/>JAGTI ANKHOON MAY B KUCH KHAWAB HOTAY HEIN..<Br/>HAR KOI ROO DAY YA ZARORI TU NAI..<Br/>KHUSHK ANKHOON MAY B SAYLAB HOTAY HEIN rizzy
Sardar g ap ko kaBi kisi se pyar hua?
<Br/>Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
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<Br/>"Kia kehti hay?"
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<Br/>"Kehti hay
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<Br/>'I LOVE U 2'
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<Br/>pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
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<Br/>Wahn usne apni Bv ko apne Boss k 7 dekha
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<Br/>Wo Bhag k office waps agya or Bola:
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<Br/>BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
<Br/>JATA.
Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
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<Br/>Woh Bhi new car se?
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<Br/>Sardar: Maa ye car Banane wale Bhi pagal hein,
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<Br/>Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
<Br/>“SHANTI” ko Bulao
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<Br/>BV: kyu?
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<Br/>Sardar jii: doctor ne Bola hy k
<Br/>raat ko dawa khao aur
<Br/>Shanti k sath so jao
