<Br/>'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa BarBad kar dete hain,, <Br/><Br/><Br/>JaB k zindgi ke saB se haseen lamhe Bina kapro ke guzarty hain,, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Yahan per main Bachpan ki Baat kar raha hoon janaB.'
<Br/>'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa <Br/>Class Teacher se: <Br/><Br/>Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho, <Br/>Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
<Br/>'FeBruary ko Valentine's Day hota Hai! <Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Aur 14 NovemBer ko Children Day. <Br/><Br/>Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai.. <Br/><Br/>Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'
<Br/>'"Koi tou mile 'Jaani' jo de mera SAATH <Br/><Br/><Br/>"Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! :D <Br/><Br/>"Ye tou pogo wale B samajh jaenge! :p'
<Br/>'Girl: Wat do u like in me? <Br/><Br/>Boy: Those two white Big Balls having Black dots on it. <Br/><Br/>Girl: Whatttt? <Br/><Br/>Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'
Dena<Br/>'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena <Br/><Br/>Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'
<Br/>'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi <Br/>. <Br/>Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay <Br/><Br/>Bohat Jalan Hui thi <Br/>. <Br/>Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi <Br/>. <Br/>Pani Bhi Nikalta Raha <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'<Br/>
<Br/>woh haath me leke hilate hai, <Br/><Br/>jinke paas nahi hai... <Br/><Br/>woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai <Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>BOLO KYA? <Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'<Br/>
Being single is a choice. Some say it's to avoid heartBreaks/love proBlems, But some choose to Be single Because they are still in love with someone secretly.
