Man:
<Br/>Tere pass moBile hy to phir tu ne
<Br/>Muje Letter kyu post kya?
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>Sardar:
<Br/>Oy! Me ne tere moBile pr CALL
<Br/>Ke thi par awaz aaei
<Br/>“Plz try Letter”
Srdar:kal koi meri Biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
<Br/>
<Br/>PATHAN: jhot Bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
<Br/>
<Br/>Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he Bas tu admi ka pata kr.
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me Bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
<Br/>
<Br/>Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
<Br/>
<Br/>Pathan: kal se kha lun
<Br/>
<Br/>Dr: kyun?
<Br/>
<Br/>Pathan: aaj final hai
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,SaB Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
<Br/>
<Br/>Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
<Br/>
<Br/>Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?
<Br/>
<Br/>Pathan: Hum ne ise Baar Bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
<Br/>
<Br/>Phir Bhi ye Bolta hai
<Br/>
<Br/>"Aik Baar de dey BaBa, phir nahi aaonga
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki Bell
<Br/>
<Br/>Baja kar Bhaag jata tha
<Br/>
<Br/>Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
<Br/>
<Br/>Pathan: Ye hum miss Bell marta hai.
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
<Br/>Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
<Br/>
<Br/>Pathan: Hum kya karey, jaB Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
<Br/>Kaat krar Bhag gaya
Phatan train me su su kr k aya
<Br/>.
<Br/>.
<Br/>BV:
<Br/>Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
<Br/>.
<Br/>Phatan:
<Br/>Toilet mein likha hy
<Br/>“Jisam ka koe B hesa Bahir na nekale”
