B SMS Messages22988 messages

1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki <Br/> <Br/>Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya? <Br/> <Br/>Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar Ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi <Br/>Es lai tawanu roti khawai <Br/> <Br/>Police officer hans K Bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita <Br/> <Br/>Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
Le Kar Sitaron Ko Ye Raat ayi Hy <Br/> <Br/>Ankhon Men Hazaron KhwaB Layi Hy <Br/> <Br/>In KhwaBon Men Tum Chupky Se Kho Jao <Br/> <Br/>Off Karo Light Or Dheery Se So jao <Br/> <Br/>*GOOD NiGHT
"Wo hum se khafa hain <Br/>k hum dosron ko dekh kr Q muskuraty hain" <Br/> <Br/>"WASI" <Br/> <Br/>"koi un se Bhi to poochey <Br/>K wo har ik ki surat mei hamein Q nazar aaty hain.
Mene dil se pucha:<Br/>Mujhe rat Bhr neend q nahi ati?<Br/>Mere dil ne kaha<Br/><Br/>Dramy Baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha<Br/><('.')Oh shit<Br/> (0)><Br/> /"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,<Br/>
Jis Ki fitrat Thi Baghawat Karna.... <Br/><Br/>Tu Ne Us Dil Pe Hukumat Ki Hai........!!
AB na ho QaBool to Qismat ki Baat hai ?<Br/><Br/>Aameen Keh rahain hain Woh meri DUA ke saath
Kitni masoom khawahish ha us deewani larrki ki,<Br/>Chahti hai k mohaBat B kry aurr khush B rahy.
Us ki yaadein Bhi kitni ajeeB hein... <Br/><Br/>Ke mujhe dard Bhi deti hein aur rahat Bhi...
Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junBish hai afsaana..<Br/><Br/>Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen..
Ikhtiar e Neend To KaB Ki Hum Se Chhoot Gai..<Br/><Br/>AB To Sirf Bistar Pr Rasm e KaRwat NiBha Rahay Hain..!
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :<Br/><Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>... ... When u call ur frnd on his moBile nd say,<Br/><Br/>"ABey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"<Br/><Br/>And the ans is :<Br/><Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>"Beta, wo to Bahar gaya hai..!!"
Why I Hate C.I.D :(<Br/><Br/>An Example:<Br/>LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha<Br/><Br/>DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?<Br/><Br/>LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha<Br/><Br/>ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???<Br/><Br/>LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.<Br/><Br/>ACP: My God, Iska MatlaB, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...<Br/>