A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire." . . . Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ? . . Woman: . . . A Billionaire.
S . M . S DoEsN''T MeaN "Short Messaging Service"
It Only Means " Sweet . Memories . Shared "
WiD A sPeCiaL, LoViNg, CarInG & SwEEt PeRsOn LiKe U . . . :->
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" . . Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai? Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
Life is cricket
Don’t lose Ur wicket,
Try 2 get century,
Never 4get Ur boundary,
Even if U r run out,
Never become mood off,
Because God is 3rd umpire.
