Sardar ankhain Band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia<Br/>.<Br/>Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?<Br/>.<Br/>Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon<Br/>
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela<Br/>Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"<Br/>.<Br/>Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,<Br/>owr Note JaiB mai rakthy howe Bola<Br/>"KHAIR MUBARAK"
Ek African Bus me Apne Bache K sath<Br/>Chara…<Br/><Br/>Conducter:itna Badsoorat Bacha aj tek<Br/>nahi Dakha.<Br/><Br/>African ko Bohet Gussa aya…<Br/><Br/>Sardar:kya hua??<Br/><Br/>African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…<Br/><Br/>Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
Zindagi ki raahon pay Bohat sy yaar milein ge,<Br/><Br/>Hum keya hum say B ache hzaar milein ge,<Br/><Br/>In achon me hmein na Bhool jana,<Br/><Br/>Hm konsa tumhein hr Bar milein ge
