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ik sardar footBoll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahiB apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon<Br/>
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 Betha hai.<Br/>Car ka No. 2989 hai,<Br/>jo Car ka numBer hai wohi admi ka<Br/>un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?<Br/>Its challenge 4 u.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]
1 cheetay ki Beti ko kisi ne SMS kia <Br/>I LOVE YOU <Br/>Cheeta ghuse ma Beti se kehta hy: <Br/>jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis Bhejo... ;-><Br/>
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,<Br/>Ap husn wale<Br/><Br/>Hum "DIL" wale,<Br/>Ap dolat wale<Br/><Br/>Hum "SMS" krne wale<Br/>OR Ap sirf<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!<Br/>
Ooi<Br/>aa<Br/>uff<Br/>maa<Br/>aai<Br/>aah<Br/>mmm<Br/>aaa<Br/>ouch<Br/>aa<Br/>haye<Br/>uff<Br/>aa<Br/>i<Br/>maa<Br/>Bas<Br/>aa<Br/>maa<Br/>ouch<Br/>i<Br/>uff<Br/>ooh<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Bara dard hai,<Br/>mere iss SMS main,<Br/>tum ne Bhi mehsos kiya na.:-D<Br/>
Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam<Br/>1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana<Br/>2-Machar Ki malish karna<Br/>3-Chiunti ko kiss karna<Br/>4-Zrafey Ki gardan daBana<Br/>5-Ap Se SmS ki tawaqa rakhna
sms ME and win BUMPER PRIZES <Br/><Br/>PLASMA TV<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>ka khali daBBa<Br/><Br/>FERRARI CAR<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>ka photo<Br/><Br/>SINGAPORE JANE<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>wale plane ko Bye Bye ka moukka<Br/><Br/>aur<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>mera sath dinner<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>wo Bhi aap k ghar par<Br/>
Happy World's Nice Persons Day!<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is Buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain.<Br/>.<Br/>Maine Aapko Kar Diya.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P
Boy: Hi<Br/><Br/>Girl: Hey how are You?<Br/><Br/>Boy: I am texting the most the Beautiful girl in the world.<Br/><Br/>Girl: (emotionally) Awwwwwwwwwwww sooo sweet.<Br/><Br/>Boy: But she is not replying so I am texting U...... =D :)<Br/>
Bas Bohot hogaya..<Br/>.<Br/>AB Apko Bura lagay to Sorry<Br/>Mene neeche Saaf Saaf likh dia hai..<Br/>.<Br/>!<Br/>.<Br/>!<Br/>.<Br/>!<Br/>.<Br/>!<Br/>.<Br/>!<Br/>.<Br/>!<Br/>.<Br/>!<Br/>.<Br/>"SAAF SAAF"<Br/>
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN <Br/><Br/>1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22 <Br/><Br/>2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it <Br/><Br/>3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions <Br/><Br/>4.Guns function normal everyday <Br/><Br/>5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it <Br/><Br/>6.MOST IMP: U can Buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)<Br/>
Techer: jawani or Buraphay main faraq Batao.<Br/>Student: Jawani main moBile main haseenoun k numBer hotay hain or Buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p<Br/>