Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere Baap ne mujhe peeta<Br/>Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere Baap ne mujhe peeta,<Br/>Sine theta By Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
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Bhakt: Hey Bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche Bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe BarBaad kar de, dukh de.<Br/>Bhagwan: ABey ek line mein Bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.<Br/>
Main ne kaha k pyar mein kuch<Br/>B kr sakta hn,<Br/>Us ny muskra k kaha hmara is dfa<Br/>Bijli ka Bil tum dna,<Br/><(‘,’) <Br/>O MAIN TO AYNWI AYNWI<Br/>AYNWI AYNWI LUT GYA.
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1 yehi Baat mujhy chain<Br/>se sony nahi deti.<Br/>“DOST”<Br/>K<Br/>pakistan Bhar ki auraton<Br/>ko<Br/>Aetemad ariel par Q hy.<Br/>(,”)/’hum mar<Br/><\/ gya hen<Br/>_/\_ kya??
?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:<Br/>?<Br/>?<Br/>Pyar ??<Br/>Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.<Br/>JB Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,<Br/>Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-
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