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Chandani raat me
Chandani raat me our Bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad<Br/>Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle<Br/><Br/>good night
hath
Mere hath se tere hath tk ye jo hath Bhr ka h fasila <Br/><Br/>Ise napte ise katte meri sari umer guzar gai
MAna kh bura
Mana k Bura hun mgr itna Bi ni hun<Br/><Br/>Kuch nazron se gira hun mgr itna Bi ni hun
KHULTA KSI PE
KHULTA KSI PE KYUN MESE DIL KA MAMLA<Br/><Br/>SHERON KE INTEKHAB NE RUSWA KIYA MJHE
women
Every women faces two major proBlems<Br/>When ever she open womenher almari<Br/>Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
siut acha hai
Boy 2 Girl: Suit Bohat acha pehna hai<Br/>.<Br/>Girl: Thanks<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Boy: Lipstick B achi hai<Br/>.<Br/>Girl: Thanks<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Boy: Makeup B Bohat acha hai<Br/>.<Br/>Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Boy: Phir B Buri lag rahi ho :-P<Br/>
light aa rahi hai?
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se Bola<Br/><Br/>LIGHT AARAHI HAI?<Br/><Br/>Nurse: No<Br/><Br/>Bacha Bola: Oh no<Br/><Br/>PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
shaddi
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein saB kuch nahin hoti<Br/>
ejaad main farq
Teacher:<Br/>Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?<Br/><Br/>Student:<Br/>Mere Baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya<Br/>
nurse bohut achi hai
Mareez: ap ki nurse Bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P<Br/>
kya peo gay
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:<Br/><Br/>Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?<Br/>Mehman: Thanda.<Br/><Br/>Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?<Br/>Mehmaan: Pepsi<Br/><Br/>Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?<Br/>Mehmaan: Glass me.<Br/><Br/>Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?<Br/>Mehmaan: Design wala.<Br/><Br/>Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.<Br/>Mehman: Flowers wala.<Br/><Br/>Kanjoos: GulaaB wala ya chamBeli wala.<Br/>Mehman: ChamBeli wala.<Br/><Br/>Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.<Br/>
radio says
Man: U cheated me...<Br/><Br/>Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.<Br/><Br/>Man: Radio laBel shows Made in Japan<Br/>But<Br/>the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!<Br/>

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