Pathan ka shair:<Br/>Na Botal main,Na jaar main.<Br/>Na hotel main na Bar main.<Br/>Na Bike peh, Na car main... <Br/>Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.<Br/><Br/>Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:<Br/><Br/>Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...<Br/><Br/>Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Zaroorat Khan.
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:<Br/><Br/>Us ne socha k saB se sasti call konsi parre ge,<Br/><Br/>Phir Us ne<Br/><Br/>Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
Ek Phatan moBile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:<Br/><Br/>Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala moBile chaheye<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>Dukandar after much thinking<Br/>"Aap ka matlaB hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k aBBu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call Bohat lamBi ho jaey gi.<Br/><Br/>Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.<Br/><Br/><Br/>Pathan: Oy afssos ki Baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka Bohat help kya<Br/>Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko saB kuch dya.<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to Behja he nhi.
