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Ae chand tu bhul
ae chand tu Bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,<Br/><Br/>jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,
Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?<Br/>Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?<Br/>Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!<Br/>Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?<Br/>Girl: 1 HusBand or 4 Bache.<Br/>Boy. Thek ha Baji..:p:p
Merey pas apney dost jesi car
Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car<Br/>to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe Bitha k ghumaun ga!<Br/>Merey pas us jesa Bara Bangla to nahe<Br/>pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!<Br/>Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe<Br/>pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.<Br/>Aur tumhe kya chahiye?<Br/>Girl: chawlaan na mar<Br/>Dost da numBr de..:p:p
Kaha Hai Garib
id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 GariB Ko<Br/>Dene Hen..<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Mom:” Kaha Hai GariB.. ??<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech<Br/>Raha Hai..:p:p
Wo samne walon ka larka
Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka<Br/>mujhey Bohat tang krta hai<Br/>Dad:Main aBhi usey police<Br/>k hawaley krwata hoon<Br/>ta k usey sakht saza miley<Br/>Girl:Oh no Dad,<Br/>Main usey is se Bhi sakht or mustakil<Br/>saza dena chahti hoon<Br/>Dad:Kiya matlaB<Br/>Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein<Br/>Dad:Waah Beti waah,<Br/>intqaam leney mein Bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho
Is dress ka kya price hai
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, Bill daadi<Br/>dengi..:p:p
High Class Insult
High Class Insult<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi<Br/>Ho.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere<Br/>saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina
Arz kia Hai!<Br/>KaBhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.<Br/><Br/>wah wah!<Br/><Br/>KaBhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.<Br/><Br/>Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,<Br/>MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend
Teacher -<Br/>Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,<Br/>kashti me dooB rahe ho to tum kise<Br/>Bachaoge..? .<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Student – Marne do dono ko.!<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>. Teacher- kyu.?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>?<Br/>Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein<Br/>kar kya rhe the
I’m engaged with someone
Boy- I Love you.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Girl- I’m engaged with<Br/>someone<Br/><Br/>and i have a Boyfriend<Br/>& i also have 2 serious afairs.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Boy(after long thinking)<Br/><Br/>“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA
Sad Sms<Br/>MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA.. AIK MAIN AKELA THA<Br/>QAFLA BHI US KA THA.. SATH SATH CHALNE KI SOCH BHI US KI THI.. RASTA<Br/>BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI US KA THA.. AAJ KYUN AKELA HOON DIL SAWAL KARTA<Br/>HAI.. LOG TU US KE THAY KIA KHUDA BHI US KA THA
Pakistani And American
Pakistani And American<Br/>A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.<Br/>Teacher : Whats Your Name ?<Br/>Boy : Ahmad<Br/>Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.<Br/>Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:<Br/>How Was The Day Ahmad.<Br/>Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.<Br/>Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.<Br/>Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.<Br/>Teacher :What Happend Johnny?<Br/>Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

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