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Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha<Br/>Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.<Br/>Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya<Br/>My Boy Friend Iz TaaliBaan.<Br/>(‘.’)<Br/>//”/\ Oh Teri<Br/>_/”\_ Khair.
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki Bazee,<Br/><Br/>agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe Bohat tang karti theen..<Br/><Br/>JaB B kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti<Br/><Br/>"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"<Br/><Br/>Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.<Br/><Br/>Friend : Kaise ?<Br/><Br/>Girl:JaB koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...<Br/><Br/>"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"<Br/>
MisBah:<Br/><Br/>Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>MisBah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)<Br/><Br/>
Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>Boy: MisBah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P<Br/><Br/>Bari tezz hy tu? =D<Br/>
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko QaBar Pr Baithi Thi<Br/><Br/>Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?<Br/><Br/>Aurat: Lo Is Me Da<Br/>e Ki Kya Baat Hy<Br/><Br/>Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D<Br/>
Sacha waqiya....<Br/><Br/><Br/>ek Buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan BaBa jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint Bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, BaBa jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main BaBa je uthayy aur joti uthai aur suB ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>kamBakhto light chali gaee.<Br/>
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai<Br/>Koi humse Bhi ishq kare<Br/>KhamBhaqat neend Bahut aati hai
Heart says 2 eyes do not see more Because<Br/>you see and i suffer, eyes answered 2 heart<Br/>do not think more Because you feel and I cry,<Br/>that’s the relationship..
Tere JISM pe main apne JISM Ko rakhon<Br/>Tere HONTON ko apne HONTON se MASLON<Br/><Br/>Tujhe Piyar main itni SHIDDAT se karon k Teri JAAN Nikal jaye<Br/>Us DARD se Teri Aankhon se AANSU Jhalak jaye<Br/><Br/>Tu TAN se or MANN se Sirf meri ho jaye<Br/>BADAN se Tere Lipta rahon or SuBha ho jaye<Br/><Br/>SUBHA Tujh se jaB main Pochon Teri RAAT ka AALAM<Br/>Tu Sharma kar Mere SEENE se Lag jaye.
Andhairi Raat K Lamhe Tamam Hone Tak,<Br/>Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon SuBho Se Shaam Hone Tak,<Br/><Br/>Main Aisa Jisam Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai,<Br/>Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Tere Naam Hone Tak,<Br/><Br/>Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To DIL Nahi Lagta,<Br/>Tarapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se HUM Kalaam Hone Tak,<Br/><Br/>Teri Nazar Ki Keemat Pe Bik Raha Hai Koi,<Br/>Use Khareed Le Tu Mehnge Daam Hone Tak,<Br/><Br/>Ishq Ki Aag Jo Seene Mein Laga Baithe Hain,<Br/>Sulagti Rehti Hai Ye Neendein Haram Hone Tak
Apni ankh ka Tara ya Chand kahoon,<Br/>Khud he Batao kis<Br/>Naam se Bulaon Tum ko,<Br/><Br/>Tum mere DIL ki Kharkan Ban gaye ho<Br/>Phir Batao kis tanrha Bhool jaon Tum ko?