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How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…

What husband calls their Wives??????
1st year Barby Doll..........
2nd year China Doll.........
3rd year Baby Doll.........
............&.............
4th year PanaDoll.............
..............HAHAHA...........

Its not an achievement 2

Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 years, ''N'' I know I''ve made ONE, that''s . . . YOU !!

After engagement : Superman

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

Sardar Was

Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

Sardar Was Writing f

Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

Mistakes r embarsin

Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))

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A 60 years old bachelor

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.

A beautiful young

A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''

Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million year old fossil and not to touch it.

Human brain is the most

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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