Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
Last
year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This
year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.
Last
year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again