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Correction Day

Tell Me 1 Bad Thing
That You Have Found
In Me & You Want Me
To Correct?
This Would Help Me To
Improve Myself This year

Reply Is Must &
be Honest
Be Honest n Send This To Anyone
Who Made You Smile This year.
It May Surprise You How
Many You Get Back.
Thanks For Making Me Smile... (-,=)
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you
I Long For The Day Through The year
That You So Ceremoniously Tie Rakhi
On My Wrist And Pray For My Well Being.
Dear Sis, I Wish That Our Bond Grows Stronger Everyday.
I''m the begining of the end. U can C me twice in a decade but once in a year & not in day but once in june & twice in a week.
Only genius can ans...

Ans = E
My Grand Father Lived For 96 years

He Never Used Glasses


Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
| = = = TodAyzZz ThOuGhT = = = |


Flirting Is D Only Job In The World
That A Man Cannot Include In His Bio-Data
Despite Having years Of Experience & Numbers Of Refrences . . .
|| LuVlY ThOuGhT ||

It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations
{( tOdaYZ tHouGhT )}

The average man''s life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question,

and at the end, the mourners wondering too......:D
The Best years Of Your Lyf Are Ones In Which You Decided Your Problemz Are Your Own . . . You Don''t Blame ''em On Your Parents , The Ecology Or President .
You Realize That You Control Your Own Destiny
No one can beat

this old man''s t-shirt Quote:

I am not 50...

I am 18

with 32 years of experience ;-)